We were in the car on the way to the babysitter's this morning when the following conversation happened:

micah: There's the cows mom. Look they are real little, but some are real big. Look! Those are far away. Dad... I mean Mom, When I'm a horse-rider, I mean cow-rider, I'm going to get the milk out of the cows too.

me: oh.

micah: Does it hurt when we squeeze the milk out of their bottoms?

me: No, it doesn't hurt if you do it right.

micah: But I don't know how to do it. Who will teach me? You can teach me.

me: I can't teach you because I don't know how to do it. You know our friends Ray and Di Ann that we visited a long time ago? They could probably teach you. They live on a farm.

micah: Or Emily Yeung could teach me.